While searching through life's clutter, wear rubber gloves and never the mittens that your Mom has newly knitted. You may find a fresh one left behind by the cat.
The shiny coin spends just as well as the tarnished one. Though it usually tastes a little bit better.
Cover your mouth when you sneeze or cough (honestly, I didn't make that one up but it's good advice nonetheless).
You can catch more flies with sugar than you can with vinegar. Though dogshit seems to work best of all.
A man's greatness can be measured by the size of the fire that he can stamp out while barefoot.
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I will remember the last one forever and hope to put it to the test on one of the local beaches as soon as it is warm enough for any great men to be there.
I followed you from debi's blog, I'm missing her so I'm visiting anyone who visits her! sad, eh?
Nice and silly, perfect! I'll be back for this kind of wisdom. Do you also answer your reader's questions? Like if I want to know great secrets about the Universe and such?
I answer all questions about the past present and future. Be careful what you ask, you may not like the answer.
Most of the secrets of the Universe revolve around seagulls and sandwiches (not sandwiches with cheese on them though, I'm lactose intolerant).
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