苦涩浆果

Seeing where they come from, eggs should not be eaten.

Wise is the woman who...I'll have to come back to this one.

That which looks good, is not necessarily so.  Especially those little red berries that grow by the fence at Grandmother's house.  Very bitter.

Dragging a slender thread over your Dad's face while he is sleeping can be hours of fun.

Whenever your Mother takes you to "visit" the doctor, you're getting a shot (no matter what she tells you before you go).

That which elders explain to you badly is undoubtedly exciting.  Sex is probably excellent!

Never eat berries, especially little red ones, that a dog has urination access to.

橡胶手套

While searching through life's clutter, wear rubber gloves and never the mittens that your Mom has newly knitted.  You may find a fresh one left behind by the cat.

The shiny coin spends just as well as the tarnished one.  Though it usually tastes a little bit better.

Cover your mouth when you sneeze or cough (honestly, I didn't make that one up but it's good advice nonetheless).

You can catch more flies with sugar than you can with vinegar.  Though dogshit seems to work best of all.

A man's greatness can be measured by the size of the fire that he can stamp out while barefoot.

鋭い目的

Cheung Lee is a butthole.

Never search for a sharp object in the dark.  No, I take that back - when searching for a sharp object in the dark, you will find it but not as you intended.

From time to time, you will see that I say, "man," when referring to people.  I am not being sexist or exclusionary.  I am merely expressing myself in the verbal style of my times.  So, please women, don't be hissy.  I know how you can get.

If you think living up to your older sibling is difficult, try being my little brother.